Eat deh Smarties.

Mmmmmm, dee-lishus <3
I had an extremely furious debate today -- which was better, Smarties or M&Ms?
Pershonally, I like myself some M&Ms. They have a yummy tanginess, er somethin', that is jus' incomparable to Smarties, no matter what fabulous blue kitty cats they have in their commercials c;

I've come to the conclusion that blogging is pointless. Who be I talkin' to, anyways? I can ramble an' ramble an' ramble some more, but it doesn't make a whole lot of difference. I mean, s'not like it's going to change anything. And it's DEF not doin' anythin' to help meet my goal of finishing Going Endside by June =P
Short post today. Bad day fo' me.
As a friend o' mine says,
Katharine owt,
<3

Our WHOOOOOLE universe was in a HOTDENSESTATE...

... then nearly fourteen billion years ago, expansion started!.. WAIT.
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began t'drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
WE BUILT A WALL!
WE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS!
Math. science, history,
Unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the Big Bang
BANG!

Hehe, funny show :3
I am, OF COURSE, talkin' about The Big Bang Theory. ZE BEST SHOW IN THE WORLD.
It's like an intelligent comedy, which AS it turns out if extremely difficult to come by, featuring two nerdy physicists an' their hot female neighbour. LOL. FUNNY SHOW.

Sheldon: "Don't be ridiculous, you love trains."

Sheldon: "Don't you worry about the residual radium from the luminous dials!?
Raj: I didn't, UNTIL NOW!"
Sheldon: "And DAMN, I forgot my Geiger counter!!"
Raj: *snaps*
Sheldon: "I'm just kidding! God, you'd think I'd leave it behind!?"
When the entire nerd herd is assembled, it's like a laff riot HAHAHAHAA <3

Leonard: "What's the secret?"
Sheldon (after taking a handful of Valium): "Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it but WE CAN'T TELL DAD!!!!"
*hums theme to self*
Soooo, my birthday was on Tuesday :3 And I got the FIRST THREE SEASONS OF THE BIG BANG THEORY, which I have been watching nonstop. I also got THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS WORTH OF CHAPTERS CARDS <3<3<3 WHICH ALSO MEANS I'VE GOT BOOKS.
LOTSA BOOKS, BLOGGERS AN' BLOGGETTES :'3
Any suggestions, for those of youses who actually read mah ramblings? :3
Latah gatahs,
-Katharine the perfectly cute

Subwoofers, Criminal Minds, and Dog Pee. Whatalife.

I am at a loss of what to blog about. That be kinda weird for me, cus I'm pretty good at ramblin' once I get started. I guess it's gettin' started that I has dificulties with. Maybe.
So, I went for a walk today.
Nice walk was nice.
But THEN, my dawgs pulled outta mah hand and peed all over my neighbours lawn. An' my fat dawg peed on my skinny dawg's head, and I had to wrestle him into the bathtub to get him not smellin' of pee.
So I had to wash a dawg full of pee with TWO blisters on my left foot.
Ouchieeeeee.
SO. I'm sittin' here, tendin' my battle wounds, with a wet dawg on my lap and scratchin' my legs up, watching Criminal Minds.
MAN I LALALOVE CRIMINAL MINDS. I luff Reid :3 He makes me so happy <3
He's autistic, too.
Which got meh thinkin' (a dangerous pasttime, I know).
I Googled an Asperger's (Autism) test, to see if I had an symptoms, and HEY, I scored a 38, which is apparently a warning sign.
AH WELL C:
I have a Science Fair project that I had to do, and I'm doin' it on Non-Newtonian Fluids vs. Newtonian Fluids, which is all very awesome, because Non-Newtonian Fluids can dance if ya put 'em on top of a bass speaker playing a subwoofer on HIGH =D And I'm gonna fill up an inflatable pool with Corn starch and water mixture, and have  NON-NEWTONIAN FLUID POOL PARTAY ^_^
Kay. That be my day, in a nutshell.
Signin' off,
-katharine, from Canada, where deh moose are c;

If it can go wrong...

K. So. We've all heard of Murphy's Law, right? Riiiiight.
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ALRIGHT. For those of youses who are unawares, Murphy was a scientist. Bein' a scientist, he often failed at stuff because o n e l i t t l e t h i n g would go wrong, er somethin'. Soooo, his law states that "If something can go wrong, it will!"
I had a problem today. I was sittin' on the back of a chair. Now, according to Murphy's Law, I should have fallen backwards, cracked my head off the floor, suffered fatal brain damage, and either wound up a veggie-table or dead, depending on which you consider worse, per se :o
BUT... (and HERE'S THE KICKER)... I DIN'T.
I'm still alive :3
Or am I..?
*Twilight Zone theme plays in background*
HAHAHA jk, jk. I'm alive. Or so they tell me.
SO. What does that mean for poor ol' Murphy?
HE WAS WRONG. SOOOOO WRONG.
Fail scientist fails.

AHEM. Movin' on...
Someone asked me today where the word BRRRRRRRAP comes from. The answer? SHAKE, BY THE YING YANG TWINS, FEATURIN' PITBULL, DUDES AN' DOLLS c;
Gogogo. Watch it. Love it. Mock it. Then be brrrrrrappin', like me (;
OH, right. Anon's request >.><.<
SATISFIED, ANON?
Peace, buds an' betties. Have a noice week.
- katharine

HOH OHO, FALALALALA, AH HO HO HO c;

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN! Yes, mah beloved bloggers an' bloggettes, it's the holli-day season once more <3
BUT BUT BUT -- what comes approximately ONE MONTH BEFORE CHRISTMAS??
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My birthday. ADUH :3 November twenty third, ya animals =D =D
So, my mom asked me what I wanted... and I made a really not good realization.
I DON'T NEED ANYTHIN'. So I told her I wanted books.
She sighed and stamped her feet and rolled 'er eyes. "Just ask for something frivolous for once, Katharine!"
FRIVOLITIES. What am I s'posed to do with makeup or thousand thread count sheets or new nail polish? I can buy black eyeliner and mascara fro twenty bucks at Shoppers, and it works the same as the expensive shiznit from Montréal. And new sheets and blue nail polish. WHEN DO I HAVE TIME TO PAINT MY FRIGGIN' NAILS?
Uh, like never. Then I smudge 'em and bump 'em and get blue sticky stuff all over the place and my mom yells at me and it's jus' an awful scene :c
So ya. I generally avoid nail polish.
What else is considered a "frivolity"? Socks? Cus I always thought of those a stockin' stuffers, y'know what I mean? :o
Whatever, mom. When I'm a famous neurologist/editor/publisher/Rockette, we'll talk c;
Um. Just kiddin' 'bout the Rockette part (; I'm too short for that shizz.
Later gators :3 'TIL NEXT TIME<3,
- K a t h a r i n e ;D

PS- I hope mah luffly lil ANON POSTER down there is satisfied with the length of my post this week ;D
PPS- Oh, nevahmind. It's short all over again ;c

For The Win, baybay c;

Sooo, I'm currently readin' For The Win by Cory Doctorow, and lemme just say, it's AH-MAY-ZHING! However, the entire premise bothers meh a little.
I'm not exactly a Math Genius (that's why I'm a writer) and the concept of livin' in a world where math is all that matters is creepy, to say ze least :o
Imagine. Math is the only thing that can get you anywhere, because in a world of virtual games and virtual money and virtual jobs, math MAKES the world work. Math makes the games, calculates the money, is the reason for the jobs. If you're not good at math, well, you better be happy with a life of mediocre medicrosity >.O
But other than that, the book is deace, although I wish he gave his male characters more flavours besides sarcastic/snooty.
Movin' on... ---------->
Curiousity killed the cat!
Until next time (;
- Katharine FTW !

Let the lil' lady talk.

Song that inspired this reflective post: Let The Little Lady Talk - Capital Lights

So, I was up in Ottawa last week, for a program called Encounters With Canada (EWC). For those unfamiliar with the program, it's where teenagers from all across the country stay at the Terry Fox Centre for one week, studying a subject area of their choice.
Well, lemme just tell you, I died. I made some o' my best friends up there, and I'll miss 'em like i n s a n e.
*dies quietly*
I am here to-day to talk to y'all about... the toonie.
The toonie? all you Americans are askin' yourselfs. WTF is she gettin' on with this time?
Well, ya animals, the toonie is a two dollar coin. It was named after the loonie, which features a loon on it c:
Chyeah, we Canananadians love our lil' jokes. HAHAHA.
K, movin' onwards. So, the loonie and the toonie, as opposed to George Washington and the nonexistent American Two Dollar bill. Which doesn't exist, in case I wasn't clear enough :o
The only drawback of having coins instead of bills is that having a wad of cash makes me feel important, even if they are only worth a buck, or a buck thirty, if you wanna get specific.
I enjoy feeling important, with my wad of bills :3
So. That was a forced bloggage from the desk o' the one an' only donut, who feels like throwin' herself off a cliff right now. PEACE.
- katharine the perfectly excellent, who may or may not be ridin' the fence

Now I'm feelin' SO FLY, like a G6.

Holla, gals and pals who enjoy my ramblin'z ;D Today, I was jammin' with some of my peeps, and 'Like A G6' came on the speakers.
Bein' completely unaware of what a G6 is, I decided to Urban Dictionary- it, and LEMME JUS' SAY, an adventure through Urban Dictionary is not something you want to take lightly. Methinks I'm mentally and emotionally scarred from deh awful things I saw >.O
Anywho, according to Urban Dictionary, a G6 is a slang reference to a Gulfstream G650, a twin-engine jet airplane manfactured by Gulfstream Aerospace.
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If you're like meh, and that went, like, RIGHT over your head, let me dumb it down for y'all: It's a pimpin' jet that only ballers, rappers, uber-famous people, and really lucky executives are FLY enough to get drunk on.
Other cool words I found:
Slizzard: means to get wasted, loaded, or just so drunk you can't string two words together c;
Food baby: when you eat so much, you feel like you're gonna POP A BABY OUT.

Anyone got any weird words they'd like to share? :3

'Til I get bored, peepz,
KEEP WHISTLIN'!
-katharine

Scooby Snacks :3

I MADE A LIST. Of all the different fruit snacks out there :D Add the others is I missed some :o

- Sunkist
- Scooby Snacks
- Welches
- Fruit Gushers (do these even count???)
- Fruit Bites from Fruit-To-Go
- The cheap dinosaur ones from No Name at Dominion
- Fruit By The Foot
- Fruit Roll-Up

Omnomnom on de fruit snacks <333
I personally enjoy Scooby Snacks and Sunkist. YUMMY! Fruit Gushers are just TOO FAKE FOR ME.
So, that concludes my little anecdote for today :3
Holla atcha darlin' c;

Accents an' Snookie's butt: Joisey Shore?

So, here I am, watchin' some Jersey Shore (the latest episode, JUST SO YOU KNOW), and I find myself wondering about their accents. As some of ya young folks might know, the kiddos on Jersey Shore have Jersey accents, and pronounce some of their words funny, such as 'joisey' and 'goil'.
I personally find Jersey accents friggin' C-U-T-E, but I, unfortunately don't live in Jersey ;c The only accents down my way are Newfoundland ones.
A Newfie accent sounds like this:
*clears throat dramatically*
I'se da b'ye dat builds da boat,
An' I'se dah b'ye dat sails, 'er!
I'se dah b'ye dat catches deh feesh,
An' brings 'em home ter Lizer!

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It's a real song, okay ;c
Also, Italian accents are really cool -- all cute and Italian and whatnot.
French accents are a whole other kettle o' fish. I live in a very diverse country; we have an entirely French province (Québec, and certain communities in Manitoba.) Therefore, being the exotic, jaded world traveler that I am, I've heard plenty of French accents. From people who barely speak English to those whose French is butchered and choppy from years of disuse, I have heard 'em all. I've found that the prettiest, nicest French accents are those that are light; gentle, pretty nuances of French threaded delicately throughout their words. Then, you can still understand what they're sayin', but they still have that little bit of exotic-ness that adds some hotness <3
Latah, gatahs c;

FIRST POST. I FEEL SO COOL.

I mean, cooler than I am already ;D Which, by the way, is extremely hard to do.
So! Hola, person on my blog. My name's Katharine, spelled with a 'k' and an 'a'. I'm a writer and a constant reader, as well as being a competitive swimmer and actually possessing a life.
HAHA just kidding. If I had a life, I don't think I'd have the time to make a blog ;)
I like cybersinging, which usually involves me typing random lyrics while dancing in my pyjamas. Yes, I am that cool. Clearly too cool fo' you.
Hopefully, once I actually understand this whole "blogging" situation, I'll post info on my writing and thoughts on books I'm reading, along with crap that nobody cares about c:
So. Um. Yeah. Adios? :3?